Mother....married???

My mommy got married. To my former pet. What the hell were we thinking going to Vegas high? Is it even legal? Is Chase really my daddy? Aww hell, fae blood is dangerous shit. They should outlaw it.

I'm just glad I passed out, or I might be married to him right now. Picture that. Me married to a human. Hell, me married at all. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and the divorce.

It will take a hell of a special man to get me to marry again. One giant mistake like that is enough for one eternity.

Wonder how Mother will feel when she rises tomorrow evening. And how the hell am I going to get her out of this marriage with her dignity and her estate?

Chase isn't that bright but it may take some serious negotiation on my part. Could I just glamor him again? Or is that wrong?

Who the hell am I kidding here? We all know that I'll do whatever is necessary to get her out of this mess. And I'll try to keep Chase alive as well.

Hopefully not too many people know. We were all pretty messed up, so we couldn't have told that many people. It's not like we were home or anything.

She's gonna kill one of us for this.

Love and kisses,

Sunshine.